Mum’s Friend Energy

An Important Message in Lieu of an Episode

You don't have to go home but you can't stay here (Actually you can really, I have no agency over you, I am a narrative voice that only exists in these episode descriptions, I have no hands to hold, or mouth with which to scream). See you next week *blows a little kiss*

This is Probably the Clit

A bottle you only pull out on very special occasions, to be shared with your favourite person who also only pulls out on very special occasions.

And That's How the Orgy Started

A full-bodied burgundy, heavily acidic, with a grainy texture. This episode was sponsored by Sophie's Holes; a Non-fungible product brought to you by Multigold.

Brolectuals and Mantellect

A spiritual experience, rich with inspiring visions of bespoke ballbags, cushion farts, and merchandising.

Going to Visit Santa

A rare, smoky vintage - Swirling with an aromatic mist that may evoke feelings of irrational mirth & feverish horniness. 

The Blood of my Enemies

An exciting cocktail for a very special occasion. Aesthetic layers of child violence, cosmic buttholes and limoncello.

Hairs, Holes, Nugs & Streaks

A perfect, nostalgic accompaniment to either a family luncheon, a day at the races with friends, or an intimate picnic with a deranged sado-masochist.

I Refuse to Eat the Poop Bruschetta

To be paired with a day out in a Farm to Fork setting - rich with organic herbs & ecologically friendly waste solutions.

Eight Bucks and a Sandwich

A dessert wine for a windown. Sleepy notes of roundhouse kicks, rizz kings, and reverse cowgirl.

Rhythmical Missionary While Saying Milk

A coat-pocket temperature burgundy, best consumed slowly while lost in the wilderness. The sort of drop you savour just in case you don't make it back to civilisation for a while. May contain traces of fragrant mnut & raspberry paloosh.