Mum’s Friend Energy

Smoked Any Meats Lately?

A modern, spicy white, with infusions of smoked meat, car theft and boba.

Being a Pisswreck and Dating Losers

A subtler vintage, best consumed on a plane with a problematic paramour, or banefully amid a forest with a magical salesperson.

Ed Kowalczyk's Duck-Greased Head

A bargain bin vintage - The best named product in the bottleshop, at the lowest price point legally available. An excess of dehydration, country and mid.

Only Says Eggs

A traditional Italian breakfast spread of Limoncello, Cuckold peace offerings and so, so many eggs.

Gripping the Floor and Making Shapes

A bright and crispy vintage, finished with an aftertaste of bullying children, making christian rockstars uncomfortable, and pegging.

Angus Stone Smells Like Play-Doh

A soft and approachable aroma, luscious notes of line crossing, untrustworthy farts and straight people.

I Shaved His Back

A special blend of the freshest of flavours, a pleasing combination of hereditary kinks, 90's sex education and hurting people's feelings.

Butterfly Kisses

A sultry drop, with flavourful overtones of uncomfortable workplace behaviour, creepy family members, and kiwi fruit.

I Like the Smell

Floral notes, best consumed at room temperature accompanying a hearty meal of self-reflection and geronticide.

You are a Jeep

A bold and saturated flavour, with a strong expressive aftertaste of lava, poor choices, and fresh, organic chicken.